have you ever been sexually attracted to a voice
what if u were just walking around town and you met your fav but you didn’t tell him you were a fan of 5sos but he talked to you anyways and he asked you to come to their house to frickle frackle w/ him and
can u imagine the shock
Just snorted my chocolate milk
here’s a fun fact get the fuck away from me
tiny little turn ons:
- people leaning against walls with one shoulder while they talk
- catching somebody turning away smiling at a joke you made
- people who linger on a hug for just a second after you let go
- somebody glancing at your lips while you’re talking
There needs to be a bar or club or something that when you walk in there’s a rack of different color wristbands with words like “I looking for-“
- no one
So that everyone would know who’s looking for who.
"Hey that girl is cute. And her wristband says she’s also looking for a girl. Sweet!”
"He’s cute, but his wristband says girls. Oh well."
you are the future
i want to go to a school that teaches nothing but how to be attractive to hot boys
‘I enjoy dressing like a peach’
i feel so weird saying my own name
I remember this bc Cal started laughing so bad that he stopped trying to sing after.
do you ever sit there and work out the age difference between you and the celebrity you’re in love with and try to explain to yourself that 10 years isn’t THAT MUCH
when luke is middle aged he’s still going to be hot like i hope my future children are going to be on their iphone 37s fighting over who gets the URL hemmo2030 because that boy’s good looks are timeless
getting a boyfriend looks easier in movies